What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?
Five cents.
We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...
They could call it On Anon Anon...
I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.
He asked which companies?
I told him gas, electric, and cable.
Why did the Lone Ranger have his bullets made in Cincinnati?
He wanted Ohio silver.