Best Jokes

I feel sorry for Moses... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.

In a beauty school, if someone misses their final exam, do they get a "make up" exam?

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.