Best Jokes

So I'm sitting in a bar across from two very large women and I say, "Cool accents are you two from Scotland?"

One yells back, "IT's WALES YOU IDIOT!"

I say, "Ok so you are two whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much after that

How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idoit's house?

Knock, knock................

The chicken is at your door?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the others a little lighter....