Best Jokes

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'" 
"But that's right!" The father replied.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What the heck's the stupid difference?" asked the father.
"That's what I said!" 

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Sign at truck stop café reads: Eat here diet home