Best Jokes

A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."

The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"

The man then said, "Yes, I have."

"Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.

I went to the zoo.

There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

Do you know why they bury lawyers 10 feet in the ground?

Because, deep down, they're really nice people.

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."