A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."
The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"
The man then said, "Yes, I have."
"Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.
I went to the zoo.
There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.
It was a Shih Tzu.
Do you know why they bury lawyers 10 feet in the ground?
Because, deep down, they're really nice people.
The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."