Best Jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

How is golf like taxes?

You drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening he would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."