Best Jokes

Some people have a hard time understanding how Noah could fit all those animals inside the ark...

But what amazes me is that Noah built the ark without a single power tool.

Marriage is like a card game. They start with a pair, he shows a diamond, she shows a flush, and they end up with a full house.

What's the first symptom a computer is getting old?

Memory problems.

A woman was telling her boyfriend that she always dreamed that she would walk down the aisle with him.

So the very next day he took her to the supermarket.