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Top 5 Most Unpopular Reindeer Names:

- Venison

- Nixon

- Gasher

- Pantser

- Donner Party

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I am the designated decoy."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My wife and I are inseparable.

In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.

"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" I asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "merk" |