Yo' Momma is so ugly...
She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!
My neighbor introduced his wife to me by calling her his, "better half."
I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as, "the lesser of two evils."
Doc, Doc!
Who’s there?
A knock-knock joke with a cold.
Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"
Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"