Best Jokes

A father asked his daughter, "What do you see in that boy? That kid has his head screwed on backwards!"

"No he doesn’t dad, that’s how kids wear ball caps these days."

Father: What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?

Teen daughter: Well... he’s reliable.

Father: He’s always late picking you up!

Teen daughter: I know and I can always count on it. Remember when you had to sit in the front room with my dates until I was ready?

Father: Now that you mention it, I’m beginning to like this guy!

I was just reading that the economy over in New Jersey is so bad, that the Mafia had to lay off three Judges the other day!

Used car salesperson to customer: How would you like to buy a car with zero down and zero per month?

Customer: (slight pause) For how many months?