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The teacher asked her student to write on the chalkboard the number 55. The student asked, "How do I do that?"
 
Teacher replied, "Write down the number 5, and beside it add another 5."
 
The student wrote one 5 and stopped. The teacher inquired, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know which side to write the other 5?" 

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Funny joker" |
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The official glossary to running late...

"On the way..." - Still in bed.

"In the car..." - In the shower.

"GPS says 35 min..." - Getting ready.

"There's traffic..." - Leaving the house.

"Parking now..." - 15 minutes out.

"Can't find a spot..." - 5 minutes out.

"Walking in..." - Looking for a spot.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The 65th annual Miss Universe was on the other night...

Funny thing is for the 65th year in a row, the winner was from Earth.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |