Best Jokes

My neighbor introduced his wife to me by calling her his, "better half."

I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as, "the lesser of two evils."

Doc, Doc!

Who’s there?

A knock-knock joke with a cold.

Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"

Wanna have a little fun?

Go to an antique store and ask, "What's new?"