Best Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Prison-8’x10’ Cell

Work-6’x8’ Cubicle

Prison-3 meals a day

Work-1 meal and you have to pay for that one

Prison-Guards Unlock and Lock the doors for you

Work-You have to do it yourself

Prison-Friends and Family can visit you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no body to go with.

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"

I answered, "Dust."

And then the fight started.