Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Prison-8’x10’ CellWork-6’x8’ CubiclePrison-3 meals a dayWork-1 meal and you have to pay for that one Prison-Guards Unlock and Lock the doors for youWork-You have to do it yourselfPrison-Friends and Family can visit you
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with.
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I answered, "Dust."
And then the fight started.