Best Jokes

Who were the two shortest people in the Bible?

Nehemiah and Bildad the Shuhite!

Why was The German baker arrested on 10/31 for cheating his customers?


He was selling hollow weenies!

What did the Cyclop say to a suspect?

"I got my eye on you!"

You know how to tell that the invisible man is lying?

Easy. You can see right through him!