Best Jokes

Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.

I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.

She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”

Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.

A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and asked job seekers to fill out an application.

Under “Salary Expected”, a woman wrote, “Friday”.