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Favorite this joke "What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.
"Eggs," she said.
"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.
"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.
A little kid goes grocery shopping with his mother. They separate for a short time. Then, being lost, he says, “Martha! Martha!”
Short time later his mother rushes up and hugs him. She says, “Why did you call out Martha, Martha, I am your mother?”
The kid says, “There are a lot of mothers in the store, better chance you’re the only Martha.”
Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.
I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."
I locked my keys in the car the other day...
But it was alright, I was still inside.
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