Ballerinas are always on their toes...
Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad.
He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15."
I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
You know you're old when you wake up in the morning and the first thing you see is your teeth smiling at you while in a glass on you're bedside night table.