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Favorite this joke In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees.
Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before.
“I won’t be in today,” said my absent coworker. “I’ll call back later with an excuse.”
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."
"Hey, man! Please call me a taxi."
"You got it! (Pause) Sir, YOU are a taxi!"
The teacher asked her student to write on the chalkboard the number 55. The student asked, "How do I do that?"
Teacher replied, "Write down the number 5, and beside it add another 5."
The student wrote one 5 and stopped. The teacher inquired, "What's wrong?"
"I don't know which side to write the other 5?"
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