Best Jokes

A Policeman came to my door yesterday and asked, “Where were you between four and six?” So I said, "Probably in kindergarten or first grade.”

Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.

One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.

Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks.
“I used his pen,” he replied.