Best Jokes

A man went to the airline counter.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, do you have any reservations?"

He replied, "Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I'm flying anyway!"

Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

They say a man isn’t complete till he’s married; then he’s finished!