Best Jokes

How do you compliment...

The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.

A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.

A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

Frankenstein?
Tell him he looks like a new man.

How does one leave a casino with a million dollars?

By entering the casino with a billion dollars!

"One of the worst jobs I ever had was when I used to be a narrator."

"Well, that doesn't sound so bad?"

"I was a narrator for bad mimes."