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A very exited mother asked her daughter, "Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?"

Her daughter replied, "Better than that, four of them recognized it!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.

"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.

"I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him."

"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.

"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.

"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Schwarzenegger.

He replied, "I'll be Bach!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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When Jesus went to the bathroom for the first time as a baby, that was the first time someone said the phrase: “Holy Crap!”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Teacher: What's the capital of France?

Little Johnny: That would be the 'F'!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |