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Favorite this joke The official glossary to running late...
"On the way..." - Still in bed.
"In the car..." - In the shower.
"GPS says 35 min..." - Getting ready.
"There's traffic..." - Leaving the house.
"Parking now..." - 15 minutes out.
"Can't find a spot..." - 5 minutes out.
"Walking in..." - Looking for a spot.
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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?
The 65th annual Miss Universe was on the other night...
Funny thing is for the 65th year in a row, the winner was from Earth.
My mother-in-law sent me two sweaters for Christmas.
When she came for a visit, I put on one of the sweaters.
The first thing she said was, "What's the matter? Didn't you like the other one?"
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