Prince Charles was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. "Well," says the Prince, "You have a handful. Do you have any other children?"
"Yes, there are seven more at home"
"Your husband deserves a knighthood," said Prince Charles.
The mother replied, "He has plenty of night-hoods, but he refuses to wear them."
How you do catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Most loving mothers change many smelly diapers. Every day.
Yet, they absolutely lose it when their husbands pass gas.
Go figure.
After 25 years of marrriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old sexy chick. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old sexy chick and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know to how solve your mid-life crisis.