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There is a rookie pilot and a co-pilot and they are coming in for a landing. The pilot says, "Damn that runway is small, give me 1/4 flaps."

As they get closer the pilot says, "Damn that's a small runway, give me 1/2 flaps."

As they're coming in closer the pilot again says, "Damn that's a small runway, give me FULL FLAPS!"

After they land the plane safely the pilot says, "That's the smallest runway I've ever landed on."

Then the co-pilot says, "Yes it is, but look it how wide it is."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Eduardo A Torres" |
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If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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posted by "Scotty" |
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Wanna see an idiot in glass?

Take a look in the mirror.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Wanna see an idiot in plastic?

Take a look at your driver's license.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |