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Member Since : Mar, 2016
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A girl drew a picture of a car on a long road with a driver and 2 people in back seat and there were tree's in the background.

They ask her what story did that represent.

She said that is when God drove Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden.

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A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"

The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!"

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Did you hear about the young lady who was addicted to line dancing?

They put her in a two step program.

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Do you know why a bunny rabbit nose is always shiny?
Because its powder puff is on the other end.

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