Best Jokes

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Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.

Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.

Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.

Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Patient to psychiatrist: "I have this fear of being in tight, enclosed places."

Psychiatrist: "That's a very common disorder. Lots of people have the same problem."

Patient: "It's a little bit more complicated than that. I have an abnormal fear of being in an elevator with a bunch of department store Santa's."

Psychiatrist: "Take a couple of these pills and call me in the morning. You have an acute case of CLAUStrophopia."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer.

"How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "B K Seela" |
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A mime was arrested and put into an invisible cell at the police station.

They figured if he can't get out of an invisible box on a stage, an invisible prison cell would be twice as difficult.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |