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When deer hunting you must sit still and be quiet for long periods of time.

That's why doctors are such good hunters.

They have lots of patients.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Jack Strausser" |
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It's game 7 of the NBA basketball finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty."

"The first man exclaims, "What?!?! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?"

The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together."

The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?"

The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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People are funny...

They spend money they don't have...

To buy things they don't need...

In order to impress people they don't like!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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At what time do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "aloha12" |