Best Jokes

People are funny...

They spend money they don't have...

To buy things they don't need...

In order to impress people they don't like!

At what time do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”

Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn't do my homework last night."

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down.

Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh, Gladys," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!"

"Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."