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A young soldier was up before his commanding officer for a reprimand.

After going through a list of his misdemeanors the CO says, "And another thing, I didn't see you in camouflage practice this morning."

"Thank you, Sir," the soldier replied.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My chiropractor is no comic, but he really cracks me up.

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The most dangerous part of parenting is when I'm barefoot and reenacting the shattered glass scene from Die Hard in a darkened room full of legos.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A: Because he never-lands.


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