Best Jokes

The letters C, M, I, V, and X try to walk into a club.

The number 8 is standing menacingly at the door, pointing to a sign that says NUMBERS ONLY!

Quick thinking, the M says, "We're roman!"

What did the Sun say to the Moon?

"Whether or not you think you're hot, you're not!"

The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”

I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”

"Why are you late Freddie?" asked his teacher angrily.

"Please ma'am, it was late when I started from home."

"Then why didn't you start early?"

"Please, ma'am, it was too late to start early."