Best Jokes

What did the Sun say to the Moon?

"Whether or not you think you're hot, you're not!"

The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”

I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”

"Why are you late Freddie?" asked his teacher angrily.

"Please ma'am, it was late when I started from home."

"Then why didn't you start early?"

"Please, ma'am, it was too late to start early."

A father was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing.

"Reggie!" scolded his father, "Why are you laughing during prayer?"

"But Dad," the boy answered, "you told me that prayer is talking to God as to a friend, and I just told him a joke."