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Living beyond your means takes twice as much money as it used to.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: "What does the cow say?"

Child: "Moo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "CPipe" |
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What kind of meds do kleptomaniacs take to get better?

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Money talks, but credit has an echo.

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posted by "wadejagz" |