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Favorite this joke A husband went to the refrigerator and checked to see what was edible.
He found a salad in a container and called to his wife, “How long has this salad been around?”
She replied, “I don’t know. It’s probably lost its dressing.”
As I scratch off my numbers on my ticket, I get to thinking. Can a person be rich even with little or no money?
Money is said to buy happiness and the rich are happy, right? The rich never worry nor are they greedy, right? The rich need personal security to protect them and their assets, right? The rich don’t need walls to protect their property, right? The rich never have family asking for financial support, right? The rich contribute great amounts to help others, right? The rich are smarter, right? Being rich attracts great and genuine love, right?
Wait a second... Hold on... I just won the lottery… I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Just ignore the above!
“Will marry me?”
“No.”
2 hours of uncomfortable silence in the hot air balloon.
I was swimming in the ocean and my dentures fell out...
But it's okay, it was only in-sea-dental.
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