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A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?"

The boy shook his head and answered, "Got anything like a blank report card?"

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Husband and wife are having a conversation.

Wife: "​Since we got married, we don't go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore."​

Husband: ​(Chuckling)​ "Oh Darling, don't look too much into it. You know I still love you. But have you ever seen a politician campaigning after winning an election?"

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why do valentines have hearts on them?

Because spleens would look pretty gross!

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