Best Jokes

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, "May I try on that dress in the window, please?"

"Certainly not, madam,'" responded the salesgirl. "You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else."

To err is human... To admit it, now that's a mistake!

Would you go someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours???

"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."

"What did you do?"

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer. I had to think fast.”

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and moved on to the next zoo exhibit."