Best Jokes

Would you go someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours???

"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."

"What did you do?"

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer. I had to think fast.”

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and moved on to the next zoo exhibit."

Which vehicle is the most likely to be involved in a lawsuit?

The Isuzu.

The trouble with being punctual...

Is that no one is there to appreciate it!