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What do you call a GMO human male child?

An alter boy.

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped
for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Student 1: "My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia."

Student 2: "Oh, in other words, you're going to give a SPEACH?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Betty Craft" |