A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.
"Jim," he said, "you're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"
"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The better question is, where would YOU be?"
'Pre' means before...
'Post' means after...
To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!
A local doctor cares for a family who owns a funeral home.
When the father came in for a visit, the doctor greeted him, "It's good to see you."
His reply, "It's better to be seen than to be viewed."
Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?
To get her spine fixed!