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"Darling, in the moonlight your teeth are like pearls."

"Oh really! And when were you in the moonlight with Pearl?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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I know someone who had her face lifted so many times, the doctor ran out of skin, so he took some skin off her right thumb and grafted it onto her nose.

Now, every time she goes hitchhiking, her nose shoves to the right.

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A young soldier was up before his commanding officer for a reprimand.

After going through a list of his misdemeanors the CO says, "And another thing, I didn't see you in camouflage practice this morning."

"Thank you, Sir," the soldier replied.

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |