Best Jokes

After being punished for losing his temper, a little boy ventured to ask his mother, “Please explain to me the difference between my foul tempered and your worn nerves.”

I took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

Did you ever notice that musicians play and doctors practice but the rest of us work for a living!