Best Jokes

What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?

In prison you get free health care.

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.

A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"

The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"

The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."

Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.