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I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep.

He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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People who say I'm pretentious need to walk a mile in my Louis Vuitton's.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A man dies and goes to heaven. As he walks towards the heaven, he passes by the hell. His curiosity gets better of him and he peeks inside and sees people laughing, singing, a band playing heartily and people are all dancing. He thinks to himself, "If hell is this lively, I cannot wait to see what heaven looks like."

He proceeds and walks into heaven. Heaven is all quiet, serene, birds chirping, flowers blooming, sun is shining. He looks around and sees a man sitting leisurely under a tree. He walks up to him and says, "I just peeped into hell and there everyone was laughing, singing, dancing and they even had a band playing great music. In contrast, it's so quiet in here. The man sitting says, "What did you think? Should we have hired a band here too just for one person?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Veronica Sehnaz" |
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

Switching my car into reverse and speeding away!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "aod318" |