Best Jokes

I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.

I'm a very generous person.

I donate yeast to charities.

I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!

I use to work in a calendar factory.

The management fired me after 1 day.

All I did was take one day off.

I was in the supermarket the other day and suddenly I got hit in the head with a can of soda...

I'm so glad it was a soft drink!