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A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."

The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"

The man then said, "Yes, I have."

"Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.

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Got a new PS5 for my little brother...

Best trade I ever made!

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.

Little Johnny: Thank you.

Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!

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Suzie: Mom, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?

Mother (not listening closely): How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |