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Favorite this joke Why was the tearful strawberry looking so blue?
She was getting razzed by the neighbors.
Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"
Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"
Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"
Two rectangles were having a heated debate when they arrive at an utter stalemate. Along comes a circle, so they ask her to decide which one of them are right.
The circle listens intently and replies with silence.
The two rectangles demand of the circle, "Who's side are you on?"
The circle replies, "I'm sorry, but I don't have a side."
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