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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.

"Jim," he said, "you're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"

"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The better question is, where would YOU be?"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A local doctor cares for a family who owns a funeral home.

When the father came in for a visit, the doctor greeted him, "It's good to see you."

His reply, "It's better to be seen than to be viewed."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why did the librarian go to the chiropractor?

To get her spine fixed!

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Vincent Bartholomew III" |