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It was mealtime during an airline flight.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Tomaso" |
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What do you call an insane cow removed from his pasture and locked up in a pen?

De-ranged!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Two planets are talking...

Saturn: I bet I get married before you do.

Venus: Why?

Saturn: Because I already have a ring.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, "Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side."

"Oh, I'm fine," the student answered. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little."

"Well, that's good," the professor said, feeling relieved.

"Yes," she continued. "It's strange. He normally sleeps during your class too."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |