Best Jokes

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!!

"Darling, in the moonlight your teeth are like pearls."

"Oh really! And when were you in the moonlight with Pearl?"

KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.

I know someone who had her face lifted so many times, the doctor ran out of skin, so he took some skin off her right thumb and grafted it onto her nose.

Now, every time she goes hitchhiking, her nose shoves to the right.