Best Jokes

Why did the shoe salesman dance all day?

He had a lot of sole.

Two bunnies are running from a fox. They hide behind a bale of hay one turns to the other and says, "Should we keep running, or stay here and out number the fox?"

A woman offers a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars.

A man answers the ad, but he's slightly disbelieving. "What's the catch?" he inquires.

"No catch," the woman answers. "My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his secretary."

Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.

Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.

Male zebras have white stripes... but female zebras have black stripes.

Money DOES talk... but to me it says goodbye.