The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.

He was tired of having frosted flakes.

Two rectangles were having a heated debate when they arrive at an utter stalemate. Along comes a circle, so they ask her to decide which one of them are right.

The circle listens intently and replies with silence.

The two rectangles demand of the circle, "Who's side are you on?"

The circle replies, "I'm sorry, but I don't have a side."