Best Jokes

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Upset Pilot (after crash): "I was trying to break a record..."

Farmer: "Well, you've made it. You're the first man in these parts who climbed down a tree without having to climb up it first."

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My wife hasn't had a headache since her strict adherence to modern health standards...

I'm onboard with being part of the solution, but I sure wish they'd loosen up on that social distancing thing.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Researchers say that cats actually understand when you say their name, they're just choosing to ignore you.

Further research shows that dogs want their owners to know, "I tried to tell you!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Teacher: Little Johnny, why is the wall in China referred to as the "Great Wall?"

Little Johnny: Because the word "Swell" just didn't quite do it.

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posted by "Marty" |