Best Jokes

I'm not addicted to coffee...

It's more of a committed relationship.

Many students across the nation are doing school assignments on their computers from home these days.

Father: Jimmy, you need to go online and do your homework. It’s important to prepare yourself for the profession of choice.

Later on the father checks on Jimmy’s progress only to find him playing video games.

Father: Jimmy, you’re supposed to be doing your homework.

Jimmy: I am doing my homework dad, I’m going to be a video game reviewer on YouTube.

Two women realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!” yells one of the women.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yell together," said the first.

"Good idea," said the other.

"TOGETHER, TOGETHER!"