What does the duck say mommy?
What does the kitty say mommy?
What does the donkey say?
You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.
“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells...
You may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”
Schoolmaster: "This makes the fifth time I have punished you this week. What do have you to say for yourself?"
Youth: "That I am glad it's Friday, sir."
Why do owls wear glasses?