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I keep hearing on the radio that I can make big money flipping houses...

But they never say how much I have to pay for the big spatula!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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You can't run through a campground...

You can only 'ran', because it's past tents.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Did you know drinking beer makes you smarter?

I know it does because it made Bud Wiser!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.

"What are they doing?" she asked the tour guide.

"Each year," he replied with a grin, "the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."

When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: "So, what's the answer?"

The guide replied: "One."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "outward" |