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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Ed Carley" |
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A man with authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Do you work at Dick's?

Cause you're sporting the goods.

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CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |