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The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"

I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"

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Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

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posted by "aod318" |
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What does the duck say mommy?

Quack Quack.

What does the kitty say mommy?


What does the donkey say?

You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.

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posted by "Marty" |
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“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells...

You may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”

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posted by "wadejagz" |