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Favorite this joke The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"
I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What does the duck say mommy?
Quack Quack.
What does the kitty say mommy?
Meow.
What does the donkey say?
You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.
“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells...
You may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”
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