Best Jokes

Father to his son:

Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?

Because she makes my world explode!

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Teacher: "Which is the best month to study?"

Student: "Octembruary."

Teacher: "Don't be silly. There's no month like that."

Student: "Exactly...."

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin: “For best results, put on two coats”.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.