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A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.

It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”

My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Science teacher: "Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?"

Student: "NaBrO!"

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |