Best Jokes

It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.

Like Rhinestone Cowboy.

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!"

"Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?"

"Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"

While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....

That's our zits, pits, and private bits.