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How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Easily, he sleeps at night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The twin girls walk into a store. After selecting a few items they go to the cashier.

The cashier looks at them and says, "Are you two girls sisters?"

The twins both laugh and then one says, "Sisters? We aren't even religious."

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posted by "Roger Obecny" |
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I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.

To get even I played a blank CD over and over.

That drove him crazy.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother. Jennifer asked her stepmother to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner, the night before the wedding."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |