Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"
What did one horse say to the other?
"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"
I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.
It wasn't intentional.
It was ax-dental.
I'm a very generous person.
I donate yeast to charities.
I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!