Best Jokes

Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"

What did one horse say to the other?

"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"

I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.

I'm a very generous person.

I donate yeast to charities.

I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!