Best Jokes

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An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!"

"Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?"

"Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dave M." |
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While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....

That's our zits, pits, and private bits.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "KB" |
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Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?

He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |