Best Jokes

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!"

"Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?"

"Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"

While getting ready for school, our parents would always ask if we washed our "its"....

That's our zits, pits, and private bits.

Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?

He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.