One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?"
I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted."
"Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.
I finally got my head together!
But now my body is falling apart.
Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"
What did one horse say to the other?
"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"