Best Jokes

Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.

I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.

Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.

My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.

You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.

I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.

After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.

“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”

We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!