Best Jokes

Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"

His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."

Q: What do you call someone who is terrified of getting their Covid-19 jab?

A: A catastro-pfizer

What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."