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Favorite this joke A couple were taking a group tour at a crocodile park when they come across a canal riddled with crocodiles. An eccentric millionaire in the group issued a challenge. Anyone who jumps into the canal and swim across the other side will receive $1 million. If he dies either by drowning or eaten by crocodiles, his widow will get $500,000.
All of a sudden a man jumps into the canal and starts swimming. The crocodiles took after him but somehow he managed to get to the other side unscathed. He gets $1 million, as promised, and gets back to his wife. The wife excitedly says, “I know you could do it, Honey”.
The husband says, “Oh yeah? What would you have done had I died?”
With the same enthusiasm the wife replies, “I would have still got $500,000.”
Daughter: "Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in New York!"
Dad: "What hotel did he run?"
The British Ambassador walked briskly into the foyer of a magnificent Washington hotel and stopped for a moment to speak with one of the bright-buttoned Bellmen in he lobby. After he walked on, an assistant manager who had witnessed the incident, went over to the bellman and said, "What did the Ambassador want?"
"I don't know," answered the bellman. "He couldn't speak an ounce of English."
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