Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son?
Son: My PC says it can't see my printer.
Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is.
Song of Solomon is one book of the bible dedicated solely to romantic love...
Isn't it it ironic that its initials are SOS?
I feel sorry for Moses... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A land moo'er.